“Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
*****
What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
*****
how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
*****
A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
*****
Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
*****
What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee.”

from various reddit threads

at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

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That last one tho

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maiinganish omfg

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I just lost my shit

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jonhex:

artsy-hobbitses:

CESARO’S EXPRESSION IN THE SECOND ONE THOUGH HOLD ME I CANNOT TOO PERFECT. ALL THE FOURTH WALL BREAKING. ALL OF IT. 
REALLY SAMI. REALLY. WHO NEEDS CONTRACT SIGNINGS WHEN YOU HAVE //PINKY SWEARS//
"Is this ginger fuck for real."

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artsy-hobbitses:

CESARO’S EXPRESSION IN THE SECOND ONE THOUGH HOLD ME I CANNOT TOO PERFECT. ALL THE FOURTH WALL BREAKING. ALL OF IT. 
REALLY SAMI. REALLY. WHO NEEDS CONTRACT SIGNINGS WHEN YOU HAVE //PINKY SWEARS//
"Is this ginger fuck for real."

Next on The Office,

jonhex:

artsy-hobbitses:

CESARO’S EXPRESSION IN THE SECOND ONE THOUGH HOLD ME I CANNOT TOO PERFECT. 
ALL THE FOURTH WALL BREAKING. ALL OF IT. 

REALLY SAMI. REALLY. 
WHO NEEDS CONTRACT SIGNINGS WHEN YOU HAVE //PINKY SWEARS//

"Is this ginger fuck for real."

Next on The Office,

love-and-radiation:

Sci-Fi aesthetic I can get behind: pretty much everything from Ross Campbell’s work, including his seminal-yet-unfinished Shadoweyes, his run on Glory, his Katniss fan art, his Ninja Turtles work and his Jem redesigns. [Everything pulled from his deviantart.] love-and-radiation:

Sci-Fi aesthetic I can get behind: pretty much everything from Ross Campbell’s work, including his seminal-yet-unfinished Shadoweyes, his run on Glory, his Katniss fan art, his Ninja Turtles work and his Jem redesigns. [Everything pulled from his deviantart.] love-and-radiation:

Sci-Fi aesthetic I can get behind: pretty much everything from Ross Campbell’s work, including his seminal-yet-unfinished Shadoweyes, his run on Glory, his Katniss fan art, his Ninja Turtles work and his Jem redesigns. [Everything pulled from his deviantart.] love-and-radiation:

Sci-Fi aesthetic I can get behind: pretty much everything from Ross Campbell’s work, including his seminal-yet-unfinished Shadoweyes, his run on Glory, his Katniss fan art, his Ninja Turtles work and his Jem redesigns. [Everything pulled from his deviantart.] love-and-radiation:

Sci-Fi aesthetic I can get behind: pretty much everything from Ross Campbell’s work, including his seminal-yet-unfinished Shadoweyes, his run on Glory, his Katniss fan art, his Ninja Turtles work and his Jem redesigns. [Everything pulled from his deviantart.] love-and-radiation:

Sci-Fi aesthetic I can get behind: pretty much everything from Ross Campbell’s work, including his seminal-yet-unfinished Shadoweyes, his run on Glory, his Katniss fan art, his Ninja Turtles work and his Jem redesigns. [Everything pulled from his deviantart.] love-and-radiation:

Sci-Fi aesthetic I can get behind: pretty much everything from Ross Campbell’s work, including his seminal-yet-unfinished Shadoweyes, his run on Glory, his Katniss fan art, his Ninja Turtles work and his Jem redesigns. [Everything pulled from his deviantart.] love-and-radiation:

Sci-Fi aesthetic I can get behind: pretty much everything from Ross Campbell’s work, including his seminal-yet-unfinished Shadoweyes, his run on Glory, his Katniss fan art, his Ninja Turtles work and his Jem redesigns. [Everything pulled from his deviantart.]

love-and-radiation:

Sci-Fi aesthetic I can get behind: pretty much everything from Ross Campbell’s work, including his seminal-yet-unfinished Shadoweyes, his run on Glory, his Katniss fan art, his Ninja Turtles work and his Jem redesigns. [Everything pulled from his deviantart.]

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brony gives feedback on Anaconda music video


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brony gives feedback on Anaconda music video

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