August 2010
“I think that’s what turns young men and women into writers - the happiness you...”
– Paul Auster
Fan-Fiction
CHAD: I created an excitable, fan-girl persona
It starts in the Harry Potter universe
where she is the most popular girl in school
and in love with Draco Malfoy
stuff happens
and then they go on a date
and it is revealed that
Draco Malfoy
is in fact
THE TENTH DOCTOR
and the real Draco Malfoy is on the Tardis
so then they have to go save the universe
also Edward Cullen shows up and vaguely threatens the girl
and the main character is half-elf, half-human, half-pokemon
I think the first place they will go will be Middle Earth
Where Aragorn and Legolas will duel over who gets to marry the main character
and then be crushed by an ent
ME: You just made the entirety of Tumblr orgasm.
