Me: I heard about it on the monthly black people conference call.
Paul: The what?
Me: Every month, all the black people in the world have a call, just to touch base. Keep up to speed on things.
Paul: Oh, we have that, too. Just a bunch of gay dudes on a conference call.
Me: For real?
Paul: Yeah, man. The Gay Agenda. Where do you think it comes from?
Me: I always suspected, but never found legit confirmation.
Jeff: Straight white dudes don't need conference calls. We kinda already won.
Great White Buffalo
Me: What do you think happened to the first white girl with ass? I think she was killed. In Salem. They tossed her in a lake. And said if her ass wasn't the work of the devil it would keep her afloat. It did not. And she died.
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