June 2011
“Drake must give corny ass nerdy ass niggas all over the world hope…. hope that...”
– imapervert
I feel like in a year’s time, Perv’s going to be able to compile a book of reliable quotes.
“Have you ever seen a human heart? It looks like a FIST wrapped in BLOOD! Go fuck...”
– Larry in CLOSER
The disdain Clive Owen wraps up in the word “writer” is so palpable.
“I wish him well but there’s not good feeling between myself and Mark [Millar]...”
– Grant Morrison
hypexflight asked: do that shit....i know i'll read it.
O'Connor would be the awkward third wheel...
Turetto would have to keep starting fights with him so he’d leave the room long enough for him to eyefuck Hobbs’ perfect goatee.
“YOU NEED TO TAKE CARE OF MY SISTER, O’CONNOR!”
“We never race anymore! You’re always playing hide and seek with that juice head.”
“We’re just FRIENDS.”
“What about when I caught you guys playing...
Is there FAST FIVE fan fiction?
…because if not, I may start writing Turretto/Hobbs slash. The chemistry in that fight scene was PALPABLE.
“Responsible parents sit their children down and tell them right from wrong so...”
– - imapervert
a-strange-black-guy asked: who's damian?
“Grant [Morrison] pulled a fast one on DC Comics by writing “Final Crisis” as a...”
– Joe Casey (via teatimebrutality)
I believe there's a Lil B quote for every...
“And we standing over the stoves, in denim Gibaurds
Brought a Dairy Queen to...”
– Tony Starks on Chef’s “Molasses”
