The Kobayashi Maru(e)

I know people want Heel Cena so bad, but, like, this is what Heel Cena was like. He was Mark Wahlberg. Do you guys want him to turn Wahlberg?

Also, my girlfriend’s staggering love of Rob Van Dam knows no bounds. I live in pretty constant fear that RVD is going to roll up in a limo with a baconator in one hand and a blunt in the other and drive off with my girl.

…then he’ll take forty five minutes to do rolling thunder on Jeff Hardy.

Suck it, Van Dam.

(Source: kingjoffrey, via ladygoodman)