“FUCK YOUR COLORING BOOK!” var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push([‘_setAccount’, ‘UA-17141066-1’]); _gaq.push([‘_trackPageview’]); (function() { var ga = document.createElement(‘script’); ga.type = ‘text/javascript’; ga.async = true; ga.src = (‘https:’ == document.location.protocol ? ‘https://ssl’ : ‘http://www’) + ‘.google-analytics.com/ga.js’; var s = document.getElementsByTagName(‘script’)[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();Tumblr (3.0; @captainfuck)http://captainfuck.tumblr.com/<a href="http://davidlafuente.tumblr.com/post/50983430598/i-like-mark-millar">David Lafuente: I like Mark Millar</a>: <p><a href="http://davidlafuente.tumblr.com/post/50983430598/i-like-mark-millar" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">davidlafuente</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Some readers don’t like his smart-ass attitude, and some creators don’t like… that his paychecks are bigger than theirs. All of which is absolute crap, but that’s another story.</p> <p>Millar has all my respect for things like the text following. He posted this on his message board, discussing further…</p> </blockquote> <p>He still writes horrid dialogue but this is real talk.</p>http://captainfuck.tumblr.com/post/51034364226http://captainfuck.tumblr.com/post/51034364226Tue, 21 May 2013 21:22:32 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7496a7278aaa72a9ca064323fa9fc6cb/tumblr_mmpm991Ime1s4q26go5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/16c8e5fd101777af50c70b41122a5027/tumblr_mmpm991Ime1s4q26go6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/197d3736b5724498caecb6ddb578a58b/tumblr_mmpm991Ime1s4q26go2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c4331c7816bdf892c459da86232dc956/tumblr_mmpm991Ime1s4q26go4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e4b3e8cd5818f149a81f85494ded4b58/tumblr_mmpm991Ime1s4q26go3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cb9a52b8a2ae336ba2099c8e9282ce19/tumblr_mmpm991Ime1s4q26go1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://beautilation.tumblr.com/post/51022940437" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">beautilation</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><em>They Live,</em> 1988, directed by John Carpenter</p></blockquote>http://captainfuck.tumblr.com/post/51026675425http://captainfuck.tumblr.com/post/51026675425Tue, 21 May 2013 19:45:28 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c66ffeb4b9f394e79a98641cf90345fa/tumblr_mgltweAPBo1qzuv53o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/57b5d5a46cb1d1bca15ec55e63125d0f/tumblr_mgltweAPBo1qzuv53o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>Life.</p>http://captainfuck.tumblr.com/post/51026645210http://captainfuck.tumblr.com/post/51026645210Tue, 21 May 2013 19:45:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b51177e34839d4e0148cc6830f4c9200/tumblr_mm32ypqYWq1rf3fvio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://pytphilly.com/post/49281379837/cheddar-biscuit-shrimp-biscuit-burger-is-our-new" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">pytphilly</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>Cheddar Biscuit Shrimp Biscuit Burger is our new Burger of the Week!</strong></p> <p>A giant, fresh house baked Cheddar Biscuit is the “bun” for your Garlic Butter Jumbo Shrimp patty, topped with a creamy Parmesan sauce & finished with lemon butter.</p> <p>Yes, it’s mouth meltingly tasty. </p> <p>Yes, it’s available starting today for a limited time.</p></blockquote>http://captainfuck.tumblr.com/post/51026550740http://captainfuck.tumblr.com/post/51026550740Tue, 21 May 2013 19:43:48 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3ba9f36995cf399697c4ba4cdbd7a01d/tumblr_mn52xetfJq1rhc21to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://travinagregado.tumblr.com/post/50977384863" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">travinagregado</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Made Miguel in WWE12’. How did I forget to post it on tumblr?! Lol</p></blockquote> <p>Amazing. Miguel beat the streak.</p>http://captainfuck.tumblr.com/post/51026355210http://captainfuck.tumblr.com/post/51026355210Tue, 21 May 2013 19:41:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbhi6i6TZP1ql0k28o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wrestlingchampions.tumblr.com/post/33021023486/submitted-by-johrdann-of-osiris" target="_blank">wrestlingchampions</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Submitted by <a href="http://johrdann-of-osiris.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">johrdann-of-osiris</a></p> </blockquote>http://captainfuck.tumblr.com/post/51025329871http://captainfuck.tumblr.com/post/51025329871Tue, 21 May 2013 19:28:01 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a875f2be1193b26ef82fc905c12aa277/tumblr_mmt0ncuUO91qkcqnjo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://respectthisring.tumblr.com/post/50438441413/yup-roman-pretty-much-owned-cena-last-night" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">respectthisring</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Yup, Roman pretty much owned Cena last night.</p></blockquote> <p>Roman grows on me.</p>http://captainfuck.tumblr.com/post/51025218049http://captainfuck.tumblr.com/post/51025218049Tue, 21 May 2013 19:26:22 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/13ff95c055baf4d0f8a40660cf7cf41b/tumblr_mgmwl3y9nz1qhjbxeo1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2ef1901973ed19842d20819d8b93fd8e/tumblr_mgmwl3y9nz1qhjbxeo2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6e3cff55c0b523c40e6b8ffec3acb0e0/tumblr_mgmwl3y9nz1qhjbxeo3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>Two of my favorite people on this Earth.</p>http://captainfuck.tumblr.com/post/51025033959http://captainfuck.tumblr.com/post/51025033959Tue, 21 May 2013 19:23:43 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f9b38db61e4f8112fe7040b4442c6003/tumblr_mmttasUBKY1qkz8azo1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d92b1651a5f6cb8aaf4d644d0d6dbc1e/tumblr_mmttasUBKY1qkz8azo2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://respectthisring.tumblr.com/post/50954879338/bluekneeofdestiny-kazuchikaokada-mvp-and" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">respectthisring</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bluekneeofdestiny.tumblr.com/post/50858035366/kazuchikaokada-mvp-and-kazuchika-okada-at-the" target="_blank">bluekneeofdestiny</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kazuchikaokada.tumblr.com/post/50481209676/mvp-and-kazuchika-okada-at-the-22nd-g1-climax" target="_blank">kazuchikaokada</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI3cuz9qN60" target="_blank">MVP and Kazuchika Okada at the 22nd G1 Climax tournament.</a></p> <p>Remember <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kpb6TPJYI00" target="_blank">this</a>? Amazing how far our glorious overlord has come in such a short time.</p> </blockquote> <p>He’s so perf. <3</p> </blockquote> <p>Okada is awesome.lol</p></blockquote>http://captainfuck.tumblr.com/post/51024823832http://captainfuck.tumblr.com/post/51024823832Tue, 21 May 2013 19:21:28 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e7f89eae4e07a9488c8956dfbfdba47b/tumblr_mn1vxx4W5b1r46hzdo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://captainfuck.tumblr.com/post/51023737507http://captainfuck.tumblr.com/post/51023737507Tue, 21 May 2013 19:07:29 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c455477208442e9bf5c19c51b6e92b19/tumblr_mn1bl1ozDJ1rrnpaao6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/95286cdae96e584c29d1d0a0250cc6e9/tumblr_mn1bl1ozDJ1rrnpaao4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ebce8f50b60d19322e7e8ec14d670575/tumblr_mn1bl1ozDJ1rrnpaao5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1ca3dad1d59a16ed02cf903697a81dc0/tumblr_mn1bl1ozDJ1rrnpaao7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2ada1e59acbcfab299beabfb3483f9f1/tumblr_mn1bl1ozDJ1rrnpaao8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1f819db6500816245a3d01f951068213/tumblr_mn1bl1ozDJ1rrnpaao1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/09c020b109079cf53b57b33caf7197ad/tumblr_mn1bl1ozDJ1rrnpaao2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0a066aa25345d1ab8aab4119b2c9d6bc/tumblr_mn1bl1ozDJ1rrnpaao3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1e4b012a1002645f23986ad7f7cba01b/tumblr_mn1bl1ozDJ1rrnpaao9_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://captainfuck.tumblr.com/post/51023708650http://captainfuck.tumblr.com/post/51023708650Tue, 21 May 2013 19:07:04 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d8583caa581a186d63d2a261e6df0f5f/tumblr_mn42nyqXCR1qa2t5do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://satanic2chainz.tumblr.com/post/51012240454/where-can-i-get-these" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">satanic2chainz</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>where can I get these</p></blockquote> <p>I would look good as fuck in these. Its like shorts that express my rich inner life.</p>http://captainfuck.tumblr.com/post/51022649448http://captainfuck.tumblr.com/post/51022649448Tue, 21 May 2013 18:53:00 -0400<p>Man, Travis Scott is not a very g.o.o.d. rapper but there are some amazing beats on Owl Pharaoh.</p>http://captainfuck.tumblr.com/post/51022003522http://captainfuck.tumblr.com/post/51022003522Tue, 21 May 2013 18:44:10 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fe696af797b307f50187f5148269d29b/tumblr_mmaykaEoj81qko4x4o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://captainfuck.tumblr.com/post/51021906293http://captainfuck.tumblr.com/post/51021906293Tue, 21 May 2013 18:43:50 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4f0c976acfc7762aadb3c37deb3aacf2/tumblr_mn2t4tfRIh1qdszopo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/29cadeffd5b3166e8cfe913470f59232/tumblr_mn2t4tfRIh1qdszopo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/af1655318b1b2e13f0e8ad51a0279d34/tumblr_mn2t4tfRIh1qdszopo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ee6639c57d2438f02f86b8e918249601/tumblr_mn2t4tfRIh1qdszopo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://captainfuck.tumblr.com/post/51021335580http://captainfuck.tumblr.com/post/51021335580Tue, 21 May 2013 18:36:32 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/de8f15c8ce1717f3e5812819bceec2a6/tumblr_mn4ogrWJRs1s5zf6fo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://doomsday519.tumblr.com/post/50961594728/bythepowercosmic-you-guys-ready-gotdamnit" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">doomsday519</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bythepowercosmic.tumblr.com/post/50961534494/you-guys-ready" target="_blank">bythepowercosmic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>You guys ready?</p> </blockquote> <p>Gotdamnit</p></blockquote>http://captainfuck.tumblr.com/post/51021173751http://captainfuck.tumblr.com/post/51021173751Tue, 21 May 2013 18:34:27 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b4a07f17092c13b9e1a08b87af1c9cd2/tumblr_mn4rpuA6De1s0zdtdo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/30f84b59e111e81aeb75f61c37297ba2/tumblr_mn4rpuA6De1s0zdtdo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://over-as-hell.tumblr.com/post/50966726564/this-place-has-gone-bananas-its-a-beautiful" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">over-as-hell</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://this-place-has-gone-bananas.tumblr.com/post/50966638213/its-a-beautiful-thing" target="_blank">this-place-has-gone-bananas</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Its a beautiful thing. </p> </blockquote> <p>You got that right.</p></blockquote>http://captainfuck.tumblr.com/post/51021139253http://captainfuck.tumblr.com/post/51021139253Tue, 21 May 2013 18:33:59 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/16dcf7fd953e820a8a06e9670434de66/tumblr_mn5lzmiQTl1qaitp9o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f6144e413d19e45027bc69b6d5254814/tumblr_mn5lzmiQTl1qaitp9o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>I want Big E to be my friend.</p>http://captainfuck.tumblr.com/post/51020261457http://captainfuck.tumblr.com/post/51020261457Tue, 21 May 2013 18:22:20 -0400<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/W0R4BKmZ6_w?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://shitloadsofwrestling.tumblr.com/post/51011682083/bubba-ray-dudley-punks-out-triple-h-wwe-raw" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">shitloadsofwrestling</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>Bubba Ray Dudley punks out Triple H</strong><br/><em>WWE Raw</em> - September 2nd, 2002</p> <p>After Triple H was being awarded the WWE Heavyweight Championship by Eric Bischoff, Bubba Ray Dudley took exception to this. In this video, it’s almost like a “shoot”. Bubba Ray speaks up for the guys who are perpetually stuck in the midcard, irritated that The Game has been on top of the company for 3 straight years with no breaks. And, though it took over 10 years, Bubba Ray Dudley would make good on his promise to The Game, finally gaining the top prize in TNA, capturing the  Heavyweight Championship.</p></blockquote> <p>Get it, Bully Ray.</p>http://captainfuck.tumblr.com/post/51020204499http://captainfuck.tumblr.com/post/51020204499Tue, 21 May 2013 18:21:39 -0400“If detective stories are ‘escape literature’ (and why shouldn’t they be!) the reader can escape to sunny skies and blue water as well as to crime in the confines of an armchair.”<br/><br/> - <em>Agatha Christie, Foreword, <em>Death on the Nile</em> (1953)</em>http://captainfuck.tumblr.com/post/51019893308http://captainfuck.tumblr.com/post/51019893308Tue, 21 May 2013 18:17:48 -0400